Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
we should paint friendship bongs
Do plants get herpes?
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