Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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