We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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