I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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