i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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