Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I had to cum in my sink.
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