I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the day after is always just damage control
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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