My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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