Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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