alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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