you would pick up someone in the library
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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