just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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