discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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