when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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