Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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