Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
love makes seman taste better
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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