her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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