Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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