Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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