if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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