Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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