Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i think i have herpe
just one?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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