we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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