Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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