its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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