How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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