direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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