I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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