roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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