remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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