I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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