she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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