Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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