It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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