Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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