Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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