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i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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