I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize