She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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