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what?
penguin condom
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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