Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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