Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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