omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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