ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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