in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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