yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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