Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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