then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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