Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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