well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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